mommy made noodles for me with 3 eggs. yum yum.
she dipped her chopsticks into soup then placed them into her mouth to taste the soup then wanted me to decide if it was tasty enough because i’m the one eating it.
as she tried to place the chopsticks into my mouth, i said “hot la.”
she replied, “not hot.” then she placed the chopsticks into my mouth. the second it touched my tongue, i shouted “arghh!”.
“wah, like that also hot.” mom remarked.
i like my food cold. C:
found this website, you can play chinese chess on the net.
nobody was at the void deck so daddy came home and i showed him the website. set the difficulty to the max.
dad played, everything went well. then dad got stuck.
next thing that came out of his mouth "fuck man, the chess book don't have(this move)"
finally, he met his match?
by the way, my dad only uses fuck when he is damn pissed. he'll shout a lot then use the word fuck here and there.
it's damn funny to watch my mellow dad get pissed with a computer.
P.S. my difficulty is 6 and i can't beat the computer. :C
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way before the elections, my dad said it to me umpteen times and when he says it, he’ll stand in the attention position and push his right fist into the air.
