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opto porn

there is a new way to use the word porn. when you(or rather i) think of porn, i think of something that creates euphoria. 

so now, i'll teach you how to use the word porn in a different way.

for example, if you heard a really good band or singer, you say it's audio porn.

so for your ears it's audio porn.

for your eyes, it's opto(optometry) porn.

for eating, it's gastro porn.

any additions please use the comment function. thank you.
P.S. phro has dibs on this porn thing.

P.P.S phro created it. 

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cheese line

phro realised that the letters ‘u’ and ‘i’ are side by side on the keyboard. immediately, i came up with this line.

“i did not create the alphabets thus ‘u’ and ‘i’ aren’t together however, i did create the keyboard and placed ‘u’ and ‘i’ together.”

i’m calling dibs on this line. phro thinks it’s rotten cheesecake though.

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dibs on sarah

i call dibs on sarah.

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Dibs

fgb’s definition – it’s a gentlemen’s agreement that whoever has called dibs on something has priority over other.(full definition from wikipedia)

so if anyone called dibs on something that you really want, just ignore that person.

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